Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum. (unknown)

Hermann Hesse

"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."

H. L. Mencken

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking."

Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Unknown

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."

Leon Trotsky

"Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man."

Benjamin Franklin

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

Yogi Berra

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."

Mark Twain

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

Sir William Bragg

"The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them."

Robert Copeland

"To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent."

G. K. Chesterton

"The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."

Hunter S. Thompson

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Norm Crosby

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read."

- Groucho Marx, comedian and actor