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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

"Don't knock masterbation- it is sex with someone you love" - Woody Allen

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Mae West

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."

Will Durant

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

Friday, March 21, 2008

"Racism is so stupid. There’s more than enough reasons to dislike people on an individual basis."

- Will Durst, political satirist

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

Joan Klempner

"To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep."

Thursday, March 13, 2008


The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

Robert X. Cringely

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

Pablo Picasso

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."