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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

"Don't knock masterbation- it is sex with someone you love" - Woody Allen

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Mae West

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."

Will Durant

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

Friday, March 21, 2008

"Racism is so stupid. There’s more than enough reasons to dislike people on an individual basis."

- Will Durst, political satirist

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

Joan Klempner

"To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

3-13-08

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

Robert X. Cringely

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."

Pablo Picasso

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."