"To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent."
G. K. Chesterton
"The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
Hunter S. Thompson
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."