"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."
"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."