Yogi Berra

"This is like deja vu all over again."


Peter Drucker

"The computer is a moron."

Ellen DeGeneres

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

Mark Twain
"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."

Billy Crystal

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Willie Tyler

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."

Fred Allen

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."

Bill Vaughan

"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."

Mark Twain

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."

De Sousa remarks: “When enough people share a delusion, it loses its status as a psychosis and gets a religious tax exemption instead.”

Samuel Goldwyn

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."